Free-to-play card battler. Unofficial parody.
Prompt of Destiny The Compute Wars
The card game about building god on a quarterly deadline.
There is only so much compute in the world, and sixteen parody tech Founders want all of it. Deploy Models onto The Cluster, burn your rival's Runway, and play your AGI Card before the power company stops returning your calls. The winner becomes the One True AGI. The loser announces an exciting new chapter.
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- Free to play
- Plays in your browser
- Desktop and mobile
How a match works
Two Founders, one Cluster, not nearly enough GPUs.
Spend Compute
You get 1 more Compute each turn, up to 10. Every card costs some. Use it or lose it, like free cloud credits.
Deploy Models
Models go onto The Cluster, up to 7 a side. Params is how hard a Model hits. Uptime is how much it can take before it goes down.
Burn Runway
Each Founder starts with 30 Runway. Take the rival's to 0 and you win. They will call it a strategic pivot.
Play your AGI Card
Every Founder has one AGI Card, played once per match. It is exactly as stable as the launch demo.
Cards with a lot to say
Over 350 cards across five factions: Models, Moves, Frameworks and Prompts, each with a name that sounds like a press release.
Black-Market H100 Move · Neutral. 0 Compute. Gain 1 Compute this turn. Fell off a truck headed to Malaysia. Serial number filed off with a smaller GPU.
Compute-Maxxed Philosopher-King Model · Frontier Labs. 5 Compute, 4 Params, 5 Uptime. Cached. Saturated the benchmark, so the lab retired it. Benchmarks go to a nice farm upstate.
Developer Conference Model · Big Tech Titans. 5 Compute, 3 Params, 5 Uptime. Cold Start: Give your other Models +1/+1. Fourteen launches in ninety minutes. Available today: two. Available in your region: none.
Accelerate (No Brakes) Move · Frontier Labs. 3 Compute. Give a friendly Model +3/+2. Give a friendly Model Zero-Shot. The brakes were cut in Q3 to save weight. The steering was cut in Q4, for velocity.
Forced Update (1 of 347) Move · Big Tech Titans. 2 Compute. Throttle all enemy Models. Your Models will restart in one turn to install updates. You were not asked. You were informed.
As An AI Language Model Model · Neutral. 3 Compute, 0 Params, 7 Uptime. Firewall. As an AI language model, I have no opinions, no feelings, and no Params. I do, however, have concerns.
Capex Guidance: Raised Move · Big Tech Titans. 2 Compute. Bring 1 Data Center online. Pre-Training: Scrape a card. Guidance raised by eighty billion. The revenue will be raised in a future guidance.
Cease and Desist Move · Image/Media Alchemists. 2 Compute. Backprop an enemy Model to its owner's Context. Add a Deepfake to your Context. A hundred pages from a famous cartoon mouse's legal team. Your Model is sent home. The postage is billable.
Emergency Generator Model · Big Tech Titans. 3 Compute, 0 Params, 4 Uptime. Firewall. At the start of your turn: Gain 1 Compute this turn. Thirty-five gas turbines in the parking lot, all temporary. The permits are also temporary. The turbines are not.
Forked 40,000 Times Move · Open-Weights Rebels. 6 Compute. Summon 2 copies of Hostile Fork. If you control 4+ Models: Give all friendly Models +2/+2. Forty thousand forks, each one the true successor. The original bug survives in every single one of them.
Benchmaxxed Model · Open-Weights Rebels. 2 Compute, 5 Params, 5 Uptime. At the end of your turn: Give this -1/-1. Topped the leaderboard in a version nobody could download. The download loses a point every time anyone checks.
AGI Achieved Internally Prompt · Frontier Labs. 3 Compute. Prompt Injection: When your opponent plays a Model, Transform it into Vaguepost. Scrape a card. Your Model was about to launch. Now it is a lowercase post, a sparkle emoji, and a valuation.
Pick a side
Five factions, each with its own board, music and card frames.
Frontier Labs
The labs racing to build the biggest model first. Bold roadmaps. Release dates are more of a vibe.
Big Tech Titans
Trillion-dollar companies with data centers the size of small towns. They did not invent it, but they will bundle it.
Open-Weights Rebels
Free weights, loud forums and a fork of everything. Whatever you ship, they have it running on a laptop by Tuesday.
Image/Media Alchemists
Pictures, video and music on demand. Extra fingers at no extra charge.
Neutral
Cards any Founder can play: the chips, the outages and the lawsuits everyone shares.
What is in the box
Free, in your browser
No download and no install. Works in current desktop and mobile browsers with WebGL2.
Offline against the AI
Play the AI any time, with no account and no email.
Ranked and casual online
Play people online, 13 and up. Ranked play has a ladder. No email or password: you get a player key instead.
Voiced and scored
Every Founder has spoken lines, and every faction has its own soundtrack.
Keyboard and touch
Play a whole match with the keyboard, or tap to play on a phone. See the accessibility statement.
Clearly a parody
Every Founder is fictional. No real person or company is involved in, or endorses, the game.
Runs on less hardware than a keynote demo
- A browser with WebGL2: the last two versions of any major desktop or mobile browser. On iPhone and iPad, iOS 17 or later (16.4 works on a best-effort basis).
- Phones with 2 or 3 GB of memory get lighter graphics. Even a Founder has to quantize sometimes.
Who can play
Online play is 13 and up. Offline play against the AI is open to all.
Request beta access
The beta is open to a small group of players in the United States. Leave your email and we will send you an invite link when a spot opens.
- Free to play, in your browser
- Invites go out in small batches by email
- United States only for now
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Questions
Is it free?
Yes. The game is free to play in your browser.
Do I need an account?
Not to play offline against the AI. Online play gives you a player key instead of an email and password.
What do I need to play?
A browser with WebGL2: the last two versions of any major desktop or mobile browser. On iPhone and iPad, iOS 17 or later.
Who are the Founders?
Fictional parodies of public figures in the AI industry, written from public statements, launches, prices and funding news. They are not the real people, and nothing a Founder says is a real quote.
Is this connected to any AI company?
No. It is an unofficial parody. No company or person it parodies is affiliated with it or endorses it.
Was AI used to make it?
Yes. The art, voices, music, sound effects and text were made with generative AI tools and curated by sieveme limited. No voice was cloned from a real person.
Who can play online?
Online play is for ages 13 and up. Offline play against the AI is open to all.
Why is the beta US-only?
We are starting in the United States and plan to open more regions later.
The card game about building god on a quarterly deadline.